If I were God…


• I would have told the world where the missing Malaysian airline is, especially that grieving family members have been praying for answers.

• I would have made my adopted country Zambia qualify for the World Cup so that the team can market my name on the global stage.

• I would have prevented the 9/11 attacks on the United States especially that the country was led by George W. Bush, one of my faithful followers.

• I would have saved the life of President Chiluba since he had honoured my name by declaring Zambia a Christian country.

• I would have prevented Hitler from slaughtering people of my own race.

• I would have presented unquestionable evidence of my existence to prove Doubting Thomas wrong.

• Since I have done none of the above, I would have stopped from still claiming that I’m all-powerful, all-knowing and all-present.